She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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