around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
pop tarts are not kleenex
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Randomize
