Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
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All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
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If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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