What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
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The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
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We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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