Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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