where does the pee come out of this thing
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
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