so that wasnt chicken after all
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
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standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
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Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.