Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
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I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
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god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
my nose is crying tears of wow.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options