That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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