Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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