the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
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