3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
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We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
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That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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