Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
there is another microwave in the elevator.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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