One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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