So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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