She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
