Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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