Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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