K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
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