I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
You need a sexual gate keeper
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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