You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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