he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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