woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
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My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
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I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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