Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
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Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
You brought string cheese to the strip club
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Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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