fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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