Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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