well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
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Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
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Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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