I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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