I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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