brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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