i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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