what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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