TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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