Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
i dont even know how to be here
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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