ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
We need to get me chipped asap
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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