Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
you win again, gameday.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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