Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
oh god the rape fog is back!
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Randomize
