Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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