Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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