If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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