i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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