Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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