The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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