Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
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Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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