So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
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isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
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When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize