just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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