okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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