He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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