YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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