he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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