who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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