I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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