no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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