There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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